No minimum order…but we can’t deliver just one…
“Hi, do you do delivery?”
“Yes”
“Any minimum order?”
“……RM3″
“You mean a RM3 delivery charge?”
“……Yes”
“So no minimum order?”
“……No”
“Ok. Then I’ll like to order one mushroom porridge, large. That’s all.”
“……Just one?……We don’t deliver just one.”

Extremely un-amusing when you wake up feeling hungry after nursing a stuffy head cold that has blocked your sinuses so badly that it gives you the feeling of walking with a fish bowl around your head with evil goblins having a jackhammer demonstration all along your nasal passages right up to your ear.
If I didn’t like the porridge at that place so much, I would’ve just put it on my blacklist straightaway given the mood I was in…plus the fact that someone working there once double parked and blocked my car for a good 15-20 minutes despite me honking incessantly and to rub it in further, I’d just come from having dinner there!
To end the conversation, I told the person that someone will come pick it up.
And was asked in return…
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“So you want to takeaway?”